
I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you
Just found out my ex went to rolling loud with the girl he cheated on me with on my birthday LMFAO do you know how badly I want to **** him
So that’s why he said randomly some girl who met on tinder was trying to get at him and I just brushed it off cos I trusted him LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
You know the more I dig and prod I feel like I keep getting my feelings hurt I’m gonna just calm down and drink some tea

Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident
Your fav could never

What exactly is going on here?
just a trim
i saw a cute cat today
HI OP I’D LIKE TO ASK A QUESTION?




friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
…oh no
This is the IT version of the condom pinned to the ‘be safe’ note.


The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.
legend
why didn’t his parents name him

At the park
Me AF

what the FUCK is this supposed to say