fidelcostco:

A screenshot of a product listing that shows a box of Sleepytime tea and a product title of "Celestials Seasonings Sleepytime Extra Caffeine"ALT

I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

funnytwittertweets:

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aunty-bitch:

aunty-bitch:

Just found out my ex went to rolling loud with the girl he cheated on me with on my birthday LMFAO do you know how badly I want to **** him

So that’s why he said randomly some girl who met on tinder was trying to get at him and I just brushed it off cos I trusted him LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

You know the more I dig and prod I feel like I keep getting my feelings hurt I’m gonna just calm down and drink some tea

brbjellyfishing:
“ thirstymuslim:
“Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident
”
Your fav could never
”

brbjellyfishing:

thirstymuslim:

Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident

Your fav could never

seriousjones:
“ linz3:
“What exactly is going on here?
”
just a trim
”

seriousjones:

linz3:

What exactly is going on here?

just a trim

thollukthcaptor:

kyttenjanae:

i saw a cute cat today

HI OP I’D LIKE TO ASK A QUESTION?

reperspectivity:
“ friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
“…oh no
”
This is the IT version of the condom pinned to the ‘be safe’ note.
”

reperspectivity:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

…oh no

This is the IT version of the condom pinned to the ‘be safe’ note.

gotsickofmyoldurl:
“ iwannapushyourdaisies:
“ bundyspooks:
“The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.
”
legend
”
why didn’t his parents name him
”

gotsickofmyoldurl:

iwannapushyourdaisies:

bundyspooks:

The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.

legend

why didn’t his parents name him

melonmemes:
“At the park
”

melonmemes:

At the park

ruinedchildhood:

Me AF

youthxcrew69:
“what the FUCK is this supposed to say
”

youthxcrew69:

what the FUCK is this supposed to say 

91BAE